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jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 30
Joke 1: Man1: My friend just finished writing a book "How to get money" and now he needs money to publish it. Man2: Tell him to read the book. Joke 2: Once a drunker was lying on the road…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 29
Joke 1: At Work: Excuse Me, May I Disturb You Shortly? Employee: Of Course, What Is It? Nothing, I Just Wanted to Disturb You. Joke 2: Husband: I have Good News and Bad News. Which Do you want to H…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 28
Joke 1: Woman1:What book do you like the most? Woman2: "My husband's checkbook." Joke 2: Friend: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood? Me: Easy, just ope…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 27
Joke 1: Trainer: If an old man and a child come near your car, what will you hit? Girl: Old man. Trainer: Idiot. You should hit the BRAKE. Joke 2: Man1: Do you have a girlfriend Harry? Man2: Yes Jo…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 26
Joke 1: A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" she asked pu…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 25
Joke 1: Woman1: Why are hairdressers never late for work? Woman2: Why? Woman1: Because they know all the short cuts! Joke 2: Friend1: I have the perfect son. Friend2: Does he smoke? Friend1: No, he…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 24
Joke 1: Man1: I’m worried – it’s raining and my wife is in market. Man2: Oh, she’ll probably step inside some store. Man1: Yeah. That’s what I am worried about! Joke 2: Girl: Why didn’t you give me…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 23
Joke 1: Man1: I was a dude before marrying. Man2: And what are you now? Man1: Now I'm subdued! Joke 2: Lady Secretary: Sir, It's your wife's call. She wants to kiss you on the phone. Bo…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 22
Joke 1: Man1: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses... Man2: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.. Joke 2: Two elderly gentlemen from…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 21
Joke 1: Wife: I Will Die. Husband: I Will Also Die. Wife: Why Will You Die? Husband: Because I Can't Bear That Much Happiness..! Joke 2: Man: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Whi…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 20
Joke 1: Guy1: My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV. Guy2: Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift! Guy1: Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra. Joke 2: Friend1: I am Proud…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 19
Joke 1: Wife: Look at that Drunkard! Hubby: Who is he? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected. Hubby: Oh My God, He is still celebrating... Wow... Joke 2: Interviewer: Just imagine…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 18
Joke 1: Interviewer: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Interviewee: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be …
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 17
Joke 1: Man1: Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first? Man2: The taxpayer. Joke 2: Friend1: Should Women have Children after 35? Friend2: No! 35 Children are More th…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 16
Joke 1: Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school? Daughter: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? Joke 2: Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Father: An idiot is a person who tries to ex…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 15
Joke 1: Woman: I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Seller: Computer Doesn't Need Curtains. Woman: I have windows installed. Joke 2: Son: What is the difference between confidence and confiden…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 14
Joke 1: On Accident site; Man1: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Man2: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Joke 2: Friend1: What is it called when a ma…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 13
Joke 1: Friend1: Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants? Friend2: Why? Friend1: They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound. Joke 2: Doctor: Do you have any acetylsa…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 12
Joke 1: Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I sure did. The bottle said, &#…
jokes in English
English Jokes | Part - 11
Joke 1: Patient: What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doctor: How come? Patient: According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches. Joke 2: Wife: Whenever I keep money…
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