Question 1:
Question: If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Question 2:
Question: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer: On their Wedding!!

Question 3:
Question: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Question 4:
Question: Why dogs don't marry?
Answer: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Question 5:
Question: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Answer: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

Question 6:
Question: Why is it difficult for a pirates to learn the alphabet?
Answer: Because he's always gets lost at "C"

Question 7:
Question: What did one wall say to the other?
Answer: Meet you at the corner

Question 8:
Question: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Answer: Take your foot off his head.

Question 9:
Question: What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher?
Answer: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.