Before I tell my wife something important,
I take both her hands in mine.
That way she can't hit me with them.
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I like your last name.
Can I have it?
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The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall
desperately in love, get married, have kids...
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I'm not the wedding photographer,
but I can picture us together.
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Can I be that somebody?
Every love story is beautiful,
But ours will be my favorite.
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We might as well get to know one another.
We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.
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If you’re the bride, Congratulations.
If not, can I have your number?
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I won't give my heart to anyone,
but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.
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You can make me the third happiest person here,
after the bride and groom.
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No, I didn’t drink too much wedding champagne…
I'm just intoxicated by you!
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Hey there. I’m Mr. Right…
someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once.
No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
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I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.
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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you.
Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
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I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back.