Joke 1:
Guy1: My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV.
Guy2: Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!
Guy1: Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra.
Joke 2:
Friend1: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend2: Really, what is he studying.
Friend1: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Joke 3:
Husband: People consider me as a 'GOD'.
Wife: How do you know??
Husband: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
Joke 4:
Man: Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?
Man: I was watching TV news...
Joke 5:
Woman: Why have a glove only on one hand?
Man: The weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Joke 6:
Girl: Why are all these people running?
Mother: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Girl: If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
Joke 7:
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke,
but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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