There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
--------------------------------------------------------------
The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment.
--------------------------------------------------------------
If a wife is silent and not arguing – it means she's sleeping.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less.
--------------------------------------------------------------
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
--------------------------------------------------------------
You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
--------------------------------------------------------------
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I always adjust the seat and mirrors when I drive my husband's car so he doesn't forget he's married.
--------------------------------------------------------------
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
--------------------------------------------------------------
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.