School Jokes

 

Joke 1:

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Joke 2:

Girl: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!

Mom: That’s great. What in?

Girl: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Joke 3:

Student1: Why was school easier for cave people?

Student2: Why?

Student1: Because there was no history to study!

Joke 4:

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?

Student: At the great airports!

Joke 5:

Student1: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?

Student2: Why?

Student1: She had bright students!

Joke 6:

Mom: What did you do at school today?

Son: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Son: That’s right!

Joke 7:

Kid1: What’s the king of all school supplies?

Kid2: I don’t know. What?

Kid1: The ruler.