Joke 1:
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Joke 2:
Girl: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Girl: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Joke 3:
Student1: Why was school easier for cave people?
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because there was no history to study!

Joke 4:
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Student: At the great airports!

Joke 5:
Student1: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Student2: Why?
Student1: She had bright students!

Joke 6:
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Son: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Son: That’s right!

Joke 7:
Kid1: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Kid2: I don’t know. What?
Kid1: The ruler.