Teacher: As I told you to ask parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it. So, class today tell your stories one by one.
Student1: "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke."
Teacher: What is the moral of the story?
Student1: "The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."
Teacher: "Very good. now who will tell?"
Student2: I
Teacher: Tell
Student2: We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks.
Teacher: What is the moral of the story?
Student2: The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched.
Teacher: Very good and very pleased with the responses so far. Now who is next?
Student3: I
Teacher: tell
Student3: My dad told me this story about my Uncle.... Uncle was a flight engineer in the war and his plane got hit. he had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete.
Teacher: Go on
Student3: Uncle drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare himself. Then he landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. he killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets. Then he killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
Teacher: Good heavens, What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?
Student3: Stay away from Uncle when he's been drinking...
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