9 Best Question-Answer Jokes | Part - 5

 

Question 1:

Question: You can enter but cannot live there. What is it?

Answer: A computer keyboard (It has the ‘enter’ key.)

Question 2:

Question: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Answer: Get married on his birthday.

Question 3:

Question: What gets wet as it dries?

Answer: A towel

Question 4:

Question: Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

Answer:  The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Question 5:

Question: Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?

Answer: Root beer!

Question 6:

Question: It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

Answer: A Stamp!

Question 7:

Question: Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?

Answer: It was not raining

Question 8:

Question: What runs around the house, but does not move?

Answer: The fence

Question 9:

Question: What did one plate say to his friend?

Answer: Tonight, dinner’s on me!