Question 1:
Question: You can enter but cannot live there. What is it?
Answer: A computer keyboard (It has the ‘enter’ key.)

Question 2:
Question: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
Answer: Get married on his birthday.

Question 3:
Question: What gets wet as it dries?
Answer: A towel

Question 4:
Question: Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
Answer:  The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Question 5:
Question: Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer!

Question 6:
Question: It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
Answer: A Stamp!

Question 7:
Question: Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
Answer: It was not raining

Question 8:
Question: What runs around the house, but does not move?
Answer: The fence

Question 9:
Question: What did one plate say to his friend?
Answer: Tonight, dinner’s on me!