Joke 1:
Woman1: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
Woman2: Why?
Woman1: Because they know all the short cuts!
Joke 2:
Friend1: I have the perfect son.
Friend2: Does he smoke?
Friend1: No, he doesn't.
Friend2: Does he drink whiskey?
Friend1: No, he doesn't.
Friend2: Does he ever come home late?
Friend1: No, he doesn't.
Friend2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Friend1: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Joke 3:
Man1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Man2: Yes, tell.
Man1: A white horse fell in the mud.
Joke 4:
Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shutup!
Boy: I like you!
Girl: Shutup!
Boy: I miss you!
Girl: Shutup!
Boy: You are really pretty!
Girl: Really?
Boy: SHUTUP!
Joke 5:
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
Joke 6:
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Joke 7:
Full form of maths;
M – Mentally
A – Admitted
T – Teacher
H – Harassing
S - Students
0 Comments