Joke 1:
Son: Mummy, when was I born?
Mother: 20th of April
Son: Wow, what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
Joke 2:
Wife: I guess I didn't get my birthday wish.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: You're still here!
Joke 3:
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Joke 4:
Husband: I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you.
Wife: A 'surprised' birthday party? What's that?
Husband: That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!
Joke 5:
Man1: What's the easiest way to remember wife's birthday?
Man2: Forget it once!
Joke 6:
Wife: Did you go shopping for my birthday present?
Husband: Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.
Wife: What thing is that?
Husband: Nothing!
Joke 7:
Man: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
1 Comments
Not everything in life is rosy. Every person that lives on this planet must endure hardships, setbacks, and conflicts. Life is increasingly busier and more difficult in the fast-paced world of today. It's usually a good idea to crack jokes with those nearby in order to release tension and stress. In addition to making everyone around us happy, laughter is an unmatched way for us to feel wonderful (Thumbs Up Jokes).
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