Joke 1:
Wife: I Will Die.
Husband: I Will Also Die.
Wife: Why Will You Die?
Husband: Because I Can't Bear That Much Happiness..!
Joke 2:
Man: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Man: All of me, of course!
Joke 3:
Girl: Girls are better than boys.
Boy: Then why did God make boys first?
Girl: Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.
Joke 4:
Woman1: Happy wedding anniversary
Woman2: Thank you
Woman1:Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Woman2:Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made
Joke 5:
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Joke 6:
On a romantic date,
Girlfriend: Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?
Boyfriend: Sure ! What’s your phone number?
Joke 7:
One standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
“Today’s dinner should be light !”
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