Pick up Lines of Engineers for Girlfriend

 

I wish I were your derivative so,
I could lie tangent to your curves.
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If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2,
together we would be 1.
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Wanna dance?
I can really put your inertia in motion.
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Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
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You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
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Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
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Since distance equals velocity times time,
let's let velocity and time approach infinity,
because I want to go all the way with you.
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Excuse me,
but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
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Isn't your e-mail address
beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
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Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field,
cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
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My love for you is like a concave up function because,
it is always increasing.

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