Joke 1:
Teacher: Now, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Joke 2:
Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty?
Student: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Joke 3:
Teacher: your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's... Did you copy his?
Student: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Joke 4:
Teacher: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Student: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Joke 5:
Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.