Joke 1:
Woman: I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Seller: Computer Doesn't Need Curtains.
Woman: I have windows installed.
Joke 2:
Son: What is the difference between confidence and confidential?
Father: You are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
Joke 3:
Friend1: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
friend2: Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Joke 4:
Boy: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Girl: What are the two things?
Boy: Your feet.
Joke 5:
Firend1: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Friend2: What?
Friend1: Envelope.
Joke 6:
Nurse: blessed you become Papa!!
Man: Do not tell my wife I will surprise him !
Joke 7:
Girlfriends are like chocolates, Taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, Eaten when there's no choice.
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