English Jokes | Part - 29

 


Joke 1:
At Work:
Excuse Me, May I Disturb You Shortly?
Employee: Of Course, What Is It?
Nothing, I Just Wanted to Disturb You.

Joke 2:
Husband: I have Good News and Bad News. Which Do you want to Hear First?
Wife: The Good News.
Husband: The Good News is that I have No bad News.

Joke 3:
Girl: It is very tough to have love affair with a person who works in bank.
Man: Why?
Girl: I sent him love letter, he send me back remarks -- "signature different"

Joke 4:
Mother: “How Was School Today, Patrick?”
Girl: “It Was Really Great Mum! Today We Made Explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, They Do Very Fancy Stuff With You These Days. And What Will You Do At School Tomorrow?”
Girl: “What School?”

Joke 5:
A Police Officer Stops A Car.
Officer: “Your Driver’s License Please.”
Driver: “I’m Really Sorry, I Forgot.”
Officer: “At Home?”
Driver: “No, To Do It.”

Joke 6:
Boy: I Am A Super Hero, Guess My Name?

Girl: Superman? Ironman?

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Boy: Watchman Who Saves Owners Lives.😁

Joke 7:
A Man Built 2 Swimming Pools.
And He Left one of them unfilled Why?
When Asked Him, He Said,
“That’s for those who don’t know swimming.”

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  1. The term "comedy" is derived from jokes because jokes are typically used in comedy acts to make audiences laugh. Jokes are used in all forms of entertainment, including films, stage productions, comedy acts, and social gatherings, to make people laugh.

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