Joke 1:
Wife: I can fight the whole world for you!
Husband: All the time, you keep on fighting with me!
Wife: My lovely hubby, you are my whole world!

Joke 2:
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Joke 3:
Wife: Honey, Today was very hard day.
Can you say me the three magical words that always make me so pleased?
Husband: You are right.
Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.
Husband: I was wrong.

Joke 4:
“I love you,” she said.
“Is that you talking,” I asked, “Or the wine?”
“It’s me talking to the wine.” she said.

Joke 5:
Wife: Let’s go out and have fun tonight!
Husband: Okay but, if you get back before me, leave the light on.