Joke 1:
Teacher: What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
Student: NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!
Joke 2:
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist:
If there is anybody in Room 27?
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone.
Receptionist: Room is empty.
Man(him Self): Good, That means I must have really escaped.
Joke 3:
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: Below 'C' level!
Joke 4:
Friend1: My uncle knew a month before his death the exact date he was going to die
Friend2: How did you know?
Friend1: The judge told him.
Joke 5:
Wife: What you think about our love?
Husband: Try to count the stars in the sky.
Wife: Oh! It's infinite?
Husband: No darling! it's waste of time!
Joke 6:
Boy1: What are you doing?
Boy2: Recoding this baby's voice.
Boy1: Why?
Boy2: When he grows up, I shall him what he meant by this.
Joke 7:
man1: my wife dead yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
man2: No problem, Just imagine she come back.
Joke 8:
Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one who could answer the question.
Mother: Oh, Really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the Eraser at the principal?
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