English Jokes | Part-1

Joke 1:

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: My Heart is mobile and you are it's SIM.
Girl: Ooh God.. I am so Lucky....
Boy(P): She Doesn't know that My mobile is Dual SIM..

Joke 2:

Question: Why is Math always sad?

Answer: Because it has to many problems..

Joke 3:

Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Student: Excellent, because I didn't do my homework.

Joke 4:

Question: What is the quickest way to double your money?

Answer: Fold it in half!

Joke 5:

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?....

Joke 6:

Why do you write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means

E - End of

T - Thinking

C - Capacity

Joke 7:

Boy1: What is difference between COFFEE shop and WINE shop?

Boy 2: COFFEE shop is the starting point of love & WINE shop is the Last point of love.

Joke 8:

Teacher: I am beautiful. Which tense is this?

Student: Obviously the past tense.